do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
It's shark week go big or go home
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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