even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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