White coat. Heels.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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