I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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