I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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