It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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