3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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