she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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