Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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