Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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