I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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