i barfeds in our rink
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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