If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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