so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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