the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
What a dumb baby whore.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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