I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Randomize
