; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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