you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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