Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
the raccoons are back...
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