Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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