YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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