just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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