question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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