She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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