Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Who wears a wallet chain?!
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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