At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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