I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
