I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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