brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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