what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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