talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
as a side note pls kill me
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