i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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