Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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