Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Randomize
