Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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