walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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