a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
i drank out of a bidet.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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