The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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