I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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