So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
false alarm, still single
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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