How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize