No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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