i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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