so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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