two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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