Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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