Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
false alarm, still single
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