: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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