they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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