we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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