Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I have already put on my inside pants.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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