Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Randomize
