I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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