He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He? As in you personified your dick?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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