New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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