Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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