I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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